Life of a Bamburg

I've been faced with a hard decision to make. Amy posed two possible topics for me to discuss here on my board since I really haven't had much to say as of late. My first choice was to talk about her *boobs*. ^_^ My second option is to talk about scooby doo. Faced with this unsurmountable decision, I'm forced to chose the later rather than the former. For those of you who don't know what that means, LOOK IT UP! So on I go about Scooby Doo.

He is an enigma in himself. I mean from the way he talked to his actions, Scooby was a very strange character indeed. His speech for instance. Did he have a speech impediment or was it just maybe from licking his own dick for all those years? His walk. Was it because he was badly drawn or was it because of all the dick that they shoved up his ass to satisfy the rest of the male characters? His aversion to scary situations. Was it because he was genuinely scared or was it because he knew what would happen to his tender ass as soon as the lights go out? Poor Scooby was used in so many ways by the whole character group of the show it isn't funny. I know that dogs have unconditional love for their master, but don't you think that maybe the love went a little too far for Shaggy and his "dog"?